John Paul Stevens has been played on 378 lists, including 18 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit 5 or Dead Yet? | FrankJac | 5 | 29 |
| 2. | Killer Advocate II | laptoplg | 3 | 20 |
| 3. | Destroyers 8 | Destroyers | 3 | 18 |
| 4. | Well Nobody Died Did They? #1 | Archangel | 3 | 18 |
| 5. | Worm Buffet | Jerry's Kids | 3 | 16 |
| 6. | Jebus Clubs You | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | Rachel's Salem Haunting 1 | Rachel A | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | The Mayans Say They're All Goners | bigmfnal31 | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | Worm Buffet III | Jerry's Kids | 2 | 15 |
| 10. | Saw The Light #1 | SAW THE LIGHT | 2 | 12 |
| 11. | Ig's dead List II | The Ig | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Poof!, What a waste! | splittertogo | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | The Scooter Inaugural Stiffie List | Queenvingle | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | Gone, But Don't Know It Yet | Gizmo | 1 | 8 |
| 15. | Please Don't Eat the Daisies, Just Push Them Up | RWorkman | 1 | 8 |
| 16. | Please Please Die | MistressLila | 1 | 8 |
| 17. | No Chance In Hell 3 | toomanycards | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | Last chance | tbone | 0 | 0 |
He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.
(d) December 17th, 1998