John Paul Stevens has been played on 378 lists, including 15 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Say hi to my goldfish when you get there | doorma | 3 | 22 |
| 2. | Destroyers 5 | Destroyers | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | WHAYNE 2011 LIST 2 | USER02593 | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | Cartman- Don't Touch My Junk, Man | CARTMAN | 2 | 13 |
| 5. | Doctor of Death 2 | the doctor of death | 2 | 13 |
| 6. | Rachel's Ghostly Guesses 3 | Rachel A | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | chris list | IGottaStiffy | 2 | 11 |
| 8. | Ghoul Girl !II | Ghoul Girl | 2 | 9 |
| 9. | Who were these people? 1 | USER00562 | 2 | 6 |
| 10. | Well nobody died, did they? #1 | Archangel | 2 | 4 |
| 11. | SAW THE LIGHT 1 | SAW THE LIGHT | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Ghoul Girl I | Ghoul Girl | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Do you have them, Chemo-Brain? | chemobrain | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Leftover from last year | moribundus | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | My Spicy Helmet | GuessWhosComingForAnal | 1 | 1 |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000