John Mills has been played on 183 lists, including 9 lists in The March '03 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED8 | DePressED | 2 | 17 |
| 2. | DePressED3 | DePressED | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Femme Fatale-Old School | USER01205 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | March Madness | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Agatha's Horde 6 | USER01807 | 1 | 6 |
| 6. | Brooklyn Bitch 2 | USER01804 | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Brooklyn Bitch 3 | USER01804 | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | Bite the Dust | USER01830 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | E-Brake 11: Embrace Nothingness | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003