Joey Bishop has been played on 282 lists, including 22 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Deadtime for Bonzo | Starwanderer | 2 | 18 |
| 2. | Max Payne 14 | robbo | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Zenitram | USER01241 | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Anyone have a shovel- I need to dig a 6 ft hole | USER01946 | 2 | 14 |
| 5. | GGB bones62 | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 12 |
| 6. | A Grateful Deadhead III | Judysomething | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Necro Phil's Simon Magus Impersonation | USER01371 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | The Game Of Life | USER02045 | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | The Pine Box Boys | USER01753 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | JMC Hearse 3M | USER00997 | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Senez | USER01241 | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | JMC Hearse 1C | USER00997 | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | DirtMongersII | USER01134 | 1 | 4 |
| 14. | La Petite Canadien | TINOYES | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | Chicago Jake | Chicago Jake | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | dig-a-hole3 | cape cadaver | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | GUNSLINGER-Sabotage | GUNSLINGER | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | kms death list tres | USER01955 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Pearson NCS Proofreader Death Watch | USER01886 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Reap 'Em & Weep #2 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Ritz's Boob-Tubers | USER01786 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Start the Car Fredo | Frankie Pentangeli | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998