Jimmy Breslin has been played on 45 lists, including 6 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water! | DGD | 4 | 19 |
| 2. | Inconceivable! | DGD | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! | DGD | 3 | 10 |
| 4. | Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left! | DGD | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | shawn's2011#2 | Crystal Balls | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Old Soldiers Die | Old Soldiers | 1 | 7 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005