Jimmy Breslin has been played on 45 lists, including 6 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water! | DGD | 4 | 19 |
| 2. | Inconceivable! | DGD | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! | DGD | 3 | 10 |
| 4. | Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left! | DGD | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | shawn's2011#2 | Crystal Balls | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Old Soldiers Die | Old Soldiers | 1 | 7 |
Dear Readers, I've had it. After 50 years of saying "Take your head out of your ass" in a million different ways, I'm throwing in the towel. Figure out your own stupid little problems from now on. -Lifeless on Lake Shore
(d) June 22nd, 2002