Jesse Helms has been played on 354 lists, including 11 lists in The March '02 Lee Jr..

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1.Necro Phil Lays J LowUSER01371316
2.DXRob 3USER02676219
3.Extra OldUSER02722214
4.BUFF DADDY - Blinded by the LightUSER0131529
5.Femme Fatale 1USER01205110
6.Johnny goes to HellUSER03883110
7.I see more dead peopleUSER0272214
8.Addition by SubtractionAddition by Subtraction00
9.Dr. Who - Long ShotUSER0385600
10.EB 14: This Is The Hate ListUSER0267800
11.Wednesday 1Wednesday00
 

 

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Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021