Jesse Helms has been played on 354 lists, including 12 lists in The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Chris Carroll 2 | USER02914 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Daryl Watkins | USER02927 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Davida H. Isaacs | USER02939 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Die Hards 2 | USER02951 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Embalmers 3 | USER02968 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Flip 'n' Mo's X-mas Wish List | USER02977 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Greg Varozza 2 | USER02998 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Hook Man 1 | USER03004 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Jeff K. 2 | USER03046 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Kally Mavromatis | USER00383 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Mark Spivey 1 | USER00234 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Michael S. Hockney | USER03175 | 0 | 0 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021