James Baker III has been played on 74 lists, including 17 lists in The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Terminal Joe #1 | Terminal Joe | 5 | 31 |
| 2. | C-MON MAN! | Deep 6 | 4 | 31 |
| 3. | Bluff City Dead 2 | trashking | 4 | 29 |
| 4. | Boneyard 2024 | abone | 4 | 26 |
| 5. | Bluff City Dead | trashking | 3 | 27 |
| 6. | JoeRam2 | Adios Amigos | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | The Game of Life | USER02045 | 3 | 23 |
| 8. | Rest In peace 2024 | Chickeyd | 3 | 21 |
| 9. | Bluff CIty Dead 3 | trashking | 3 | 20 |
| 10. | Cemetery Girls 1 | Vera | 3 | 18 |
| 11. | Naha Assassins | 1BCeltics | 2 | 19 |
| 12. | Lie down and sleep...forever | JohnHines | 2 | 12 |
| 13. | goddamit 1 | goddammit | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | goddamit 2 | goddammit | 1 | 10 |
| 15. | Old Politicains Kick the Bucket | scb4208 | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | Pair of Genes | Deep 6 | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | DEARLY DEPARTED | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 6 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998