Jacques Chirac has been played on 48 lists, including 8 lists in The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Spin the Choice | Gerard Tierney | 4 | 26 |
| 2. | Time's Up, Better Luck This Year | ptgkc | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Death Becomes You | The Force is Deathening | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | Politics Will Be the Death of You | thedeadmanshand | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | ZoomMaster | DePressED | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | I Hate Authority!! | Sheik's List | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | LA LISTE DE JOJO 2018 | Meo | 1 | 2 |
As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
(d) February 12th, 2000