Jack Palance has been played on 56 lists, including 14 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Weekend at Bernie's 3 | Paul1681 | 4 | 27 |
| 2. | Cadavers of Mass Destruction | Big Bald Jon | 3 | 26 |
| 3. | Rigamortis or Bust | USER02201 | 3 | 21 |
| 4. | Q TIPS | Quincy | 3 | 20 |
| 5. | Silvr13 | USER02155 | 3 | 18 |
| 6. | Whayne 3 | USER02593 | 2 | 19 |
| 7. | PUSHING UP DAISIES | USER02147 | 2 | 13 |
| 8. | !ALBRECHT SAYS DIE 2 | Albrecht | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | ALT - Don't make any fucking plans | Angel of Death | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Wet and stiff in phoenix 3 | USER02204 | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | formaldehyde is not just for breakfast anymore | USER01895 | 1 | 4 |
| 12. | Deadbeats Unrelated To Me | Ellexxxx | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | Hollywood Down Under 2 | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | MOOKIE2 | USER01611 | 0 | 0 |
Now you're talkin'. Hank Kimball may have been little more than an annoying agriculture agent to you, but to us he was a legend. Well, not a legend, exactly. More like an old friend of the family. Well, not old, really. Hey, come to think of it, he wasn't even family. Matter of fact, he was kinda on the annoying side, now that you mention it. What was the question again?
(d) May 4th, 1997