Jackie Mason has been played on 81 lists, including 5 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Hurry Up and Die Already, Part V | hurryupndiealready | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Another Jolly Dead Fellow | Fluvenson | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | 14 GUMBYS KICKIN ASS | 14GUMBY | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | gone baby gone | ronnocoman | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Jacks or Better Off Dead | ReaperMadness | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998