Jackie Mason has been played on 81 lists, including 5 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Hurry Up and Die Already, Part V | hurryupndiealready | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Another Jolly Dead Fellow | Fluvenson | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | 14 GUMBYS KICKIN ASS | 14GUMBY | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | gone baby gone | ronnocoman | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Jacks or Better Off Dead | ReaperMadness | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002