Hurry Up and Die Already, Part V

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This list was submitted by hurryupndiealready on Friday, December 25th, 2009 at 1:34 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10James ArnessJune 3rd, 201188
9Peter FalkJune 23rd, 201183
8Ernie Harwell May 4th, 201092
7Elizabeth Edwards December 7th, 201061
6Jackie MasonJuly 24th, 2021?
5Patti PageJanuary 1st, 201385
4Barbara Billingsley October 16th, 201094
3George McGovernOctober 21st, 201290
2Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
1Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998