Jack Carter has been played on 44 lists, including 5 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Madam Spankalot | DePressED | 2 | 16 |
| 2. | Carter For President | USER03705 | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Potted Plant 3 | USER02765 | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | Mafia Actuary 15 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Sheckadoo Anew | USER01123 | 1 | 7 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002