Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including 8 lists in The February 2011 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Delta Force 3 | CaptAmer | 2 | 13 |
| 2. | Patti's Death Mobile | pattiredd | 1 | 1 |
| 3. | AJ's Death | Amy Jo | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Esto Perpetua | That's Entertainment | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Hair of the dog dead list | lsternal | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Quickest & Deadest | quick13 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Reap 'Em & Weep #6 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | The Closers | EpicSpork | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002