Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including 10 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Putrescine | Doozy | 2 | 17 |
| 2. | RLE-2007 Coffin Nails | USER01919 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | MATTOID - List Six | The Mattoid | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Qandyman 1 | USER02376 | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | RLA List2 | Rachel A | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Grim Reaper A-List | Widows&Orphans | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | !!!!ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADY 3 | Albrecht | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | 6 FEET UNDER | USER02147 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Death Happens | USER02443 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Mr. Leo | USER02414 | 0 | 0 |
Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?
(d) August 8th, 2005