Hosni Mubarak has been played on 1110 lists, including 24 lists in The August 2010 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | And Then There Were None | DePressED | 4 | 28 |
| 2. | DePressED09 | DePressED | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | Venus Lovemotion | DePressED | 3 | 27 |
| 4. | Xtreme Deadpooling | DePressED | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | DePressED01 | DePressED | 3 | 21 |
| 6. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Emergency Landing | FTG | 3 | 20 |
| 7. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Honolulu Lu | FTG | 3 | 18 |
| 8. | DePressED02 | DePressED | 3 | 15 |
| 9. | DePressED03 | DePressED | 3 | 14 |
| 10. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Barquero | FTG | 3 | 14 |
| 11. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Pony Express | FTG | 3 | 14 |
| 12. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Rage at Dawn | FTG | 3 | 14 |
| 13. | DePressED08 | DePressED | 3 | 11 |
| 14. | Doc & DJ--Aruba, Jamaica...Ooooo I Want to Kill Ya' | Doc & DJ | 2 | 13 |
| 15. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Laughing Anne | FTG | 2 | 11 |
| 16. | seemed like a good idea | bjaskols | 2 | 10 |
| 17. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Trollenberg Terror | FTG | 2 | 9 |
| 18. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Bugles in the Afternoon | FTG | 2 | 6 |
| 19. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a Lady | FTG | 1 | 10 |
| 20. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Jubilee Trail | FTG | 1 | 6 |
| 21. | soon to be pushing daisies | bjaskols | 1 | 3 |
| 22. | Death Soup: Screwed Over By BP! | MJ and Friends | 1 | 1 |
| 23. | Death Soup: Good Bye, Dahlink! | MJ and Friends | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Funny or Die | bjaskols | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998