Helmut Kohl has been played on 67 lists, including 14 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Daisy A Day Dear | DePressED | 4 | 23 |
| 2. | DePressED05 | DePressED | 4 | 19 |
| 3. | Xtreme Deadpooling | DePressED | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | The Good Die Young VI | Timur | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | JMD - Slow Descent to Purgatory | Mr Wonderful | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | There Is No Elite | DePressED | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Lucifer's Kitchen | Lucifer's Marionette | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | MBalmed - Told You I Was Sick | MBalmed | 2 | 7 |
| 9. | Au Revoir, Shoshanna! | tkdmel | 2 | 5 |
| 10. | A Fate Worse Than Death_MMXVI | Santa Fe Syndicate | 2 | 4 |
| 11. | Calm As Hindu Cows | tkdmel | 1 | 6 |
| 12. | Kohl's Year End Clearance | The Pancreatic Answer | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | That's a BINGO | tkdmel | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | Lady Caroline Muffmuncher | DePressED | 1 | 1 |
Despite his repeated assurances to the contrary, it now appears that the bass vocalist for the Spinners will not, in fact, be around.
(d) August 18th, 2008