Helmut Kohl has been played on 67 lists, including 7 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Birdman - Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Doc and DJ! | Bird | 4 | 21 |
| 2. | Mandatory helmut law | Bird | 4 | 21 |
| 3. | Victory AND Death 5 | Shams | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | Plan #4557 How to pay off Student Loan Debt | Evil Lemons | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | DNR/DNI 2 | Nurseboy | 1 | 1 |
| 6. | Death- Broken Wings | JayRockers! | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit or Die Already Would Ya? | FrankJac | 0 | 0 |
He tried out ranch hand, surveyor, railroad worker, lumberjack, rodeo cowboy, stuntman, and radio disk jockey before he landed on poetry. We can't figure out if he did it FOR the girls or because he HATED girls.
(d) January 29th, 2015