Harry Morgan has been played on 883 lists, including 15 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Carter For President | USER03705 | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | Dominick John Sylvester III 09 | USER01130 | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | Excuse Me for Coffin 2 | USER00594 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Muertos 2002 | USER01150 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha-Wheelchairs Unlimited | USER02833 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | 10 Things Better Left Undead | USER02719 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | vomit_god3 - Another Stiff in the Wall, Part 2 | USER03670 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | Pandas are People too | USER01561 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | The Green Reaper - The Post-Modern Ennui List | USER01414 | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | BURNT TOAST | Miker4411 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 2 | Chachi | 1 | 5 |
| 12. | allycat 3 | USER03715 | 1 | 4 |
| 13. | DEEJ 3 | USER02656 | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 1 | Chachi | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Ralston-Purina's Worm chow 3 | USER02784 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003