Gordon Lightfoot has been played on 114 lists, including 25 lists in The October '02 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Orange Mountain Special | USER00008 | 2 | 16 |
| 2. | Feeling Not So Fine | USER02634 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | MA 16: Got my FC kneepads on | USER01375 | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | Man Of Constant Sorrow | USER00008 | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | DePressED 3 | DePressED | 2 | 10 |
| 6. | Chad - I'm Cleanin Out My Closet | USER01115 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Werewolves of Buffalo 3 | USER01382 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Letter Opener Of Death - Meet Junior Samples Jr | ed head | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Pepster 3 | USER01583 | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Tsuga - Underground | Tsuga | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Pepster 5 | USER01583 | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Blackadder 3 | 000002 | 1 | 5 |
| 13. | Bart and DJ - Entering A No Spin Zone | Doc & DJ | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | Blackadder 1 | 000002 | 1 | 2 |
| 15. | U2ony Needs a Shave | USER01123 | 1 | 1 |
| 16. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Breakfast will NOT be ready in the morning for | drr45 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | EBrake 3 is a Crowd | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | EBrake 6 Months is All I Need | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | EBrake 9 Write In Time | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Lizzie Needs a Hug | USER01123 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | onion ballad | USER00025 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | orphan paper | USER00025 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Pepster 2 | USER01583 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Slick Needs to Lay Off the Sodomites | USER01123 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998