Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 11 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Late Slot | USER02723 | 5 | 24 |
| 2. | Vicious Piranha - Forced Retirement | USER02813 | 4 | 28 |
| 3. | Near Death Experience | USER00673 | 4 | 23 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha - This Case Is Closed | USER00023 | 3 | 26 |
| 5. | Pope 06 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | Pope 12 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
| 7. | Pope 13 | USER00965 | 2 | 19 |
| 8. | Vicious Piranha - The Return Of The Black Shadow | USER02813 | 2 | 19 |
| 9. | Julie (that bitch) 1 | USER00208 | 1 | 4 |
| 10. | BigGuy | USER00859 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Celebrate The Moment | USER02751 | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999