Fidel Castro has been played on 3598 lists, including 14 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Beach Blanket Bingone (Z) | USER01189 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Bob Hope Floats | USER01796 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Time To Die In 2003 | Larry4444 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Valley Morgue 1 | USER01680 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Valley Morgue 2 | USER01680 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | who do i have to kill... | USER01662 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Later Dictator (Z) | USER01189 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | RedhotInOC Best Guess | USER01784 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | 1 Sick Bitch 6 | USER01264 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | AtomicDog 2 | USER01706 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Charlie Don't Surf | Charlie Dont Surf | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Dead Again | echo0816 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | JMD - I'm Going to Stick SPG in the Toaster | Mr Wonderful | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | skunkhair5 | USER01463 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003