Eva Marie Saint has been played on 755 lists, including 11 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Older than Dirt | mohrt | 3 | 22 |
| 2. | Goodbye, Dolly! | Pozzo | 3 | 16 |
| 3. | Lady's First (Watch Your Step By That Hole) | Dick Rotten | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | Of Corpse You're Dead 7 | Shoeguy | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | Teen Library Corpse | CheckingOut | 2 | 7 |
| 6. | breath deep the gathering gloom 2 | Reaper Crew | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | I really hope no one goes on this list! | Chris Goulart | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | Do It and Decrease The Surplus Population | Twisted Freak | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | At the Tollbooth | Fredo let's go fishing | 1 | 1 |
| 10. | one day bang! you get hives | lindbergh | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998