Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 29 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Henley's New Ticket to Hell | Michenley | 3 | 24 |
| 2. | SCHMELING LIKE A DEAD MAN | SBUMP2 | 3 | 23 |
| 3. | 3. I LOVE THE DEAD | USER00070 | 3 | 20 |
| 4. | DeathStar | USER02150 | 3 | 19 |
| 5. | Dirty Sanchez | USER02183 | 3 | 16 |
| 6. | DEATH ROW | People Meat | 2 | 19 |
| 7. | Double0 | Double0 | 2 | 19 |
| 8. | scjones3 | powersisme | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | That WAS Entertainment | Filmslave | 2 | 13 |
| 10. | A First Time For Everything | Robonun | 2 | 12 |
| 11. | suenami earthquake | USER00164 | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | Team Marco | Mark | 2 | 11 |
| 13. | Find A Death | USER02237 | 2 | 10 |
| 14. | DirtMongersII | USER01134 | 2 | 3 |
| 15. | 11 men on a dead man's chest | Grime Reaper | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | ACP1- Drink Your Peas Pope John | ACP | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | dj fnord | USER00284 | 1 | 10 |
| 18. | Skubiedooooo3 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 10 |
| 19. | Spudboy 2005 | Spudboy | 1 | 10 |
| 20. | Uncle Bigbad | Pozzo | 1 | 10 |
| 21. | Brianscat Lament | USER01147 | 1 | 7 |
| 22. | 2005 Feet Below | USER01919 | 1 | 5 |
| 23. | VivaMapleCreek | USER00281 | 1 | 3 |
| 24. | dead-men-walking3 | cape cadaver | 1 | 1 |
| 25. | JT01: Mayberry, R.I.P. | Tripper | 1 | 1 |
| 26. | Don Knotts Naked | Big Bald Jon | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Fatpat's list of the unfortunate | USER02195 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | has beens 2 | USER02076 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Reap 'Em & Weep #3 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000