Don Knotts has been played on 222 lists, including 29 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Henley's New Ticket to Hell | Michenley | 3 | 24 |
| 2. | SCHMELING LIKE A DEAD MAN | SBUMP2 | 3 | 23 |
| 3. | 3. I LOVE THE DEAD | USER00070 | 3 | 20 |
| 4. | DeathStar | USER02150 | 3 | 19 |
| 5. | Dirty Sanchez | USER02183 | 3 | 16 |
| 6. | DEATH ROW | people meat | 2 | 19 |
| 7. | Double0 | Double0 | 2 | 19 |
| 8. | scjones3 | powersisme | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | That WAS Entertainment | Filmslave | 2 | 13 |
| 10. | A First Time For Everything | Robonun | 2 | 12 |
| 11. | suenami earthquake | USER00164 | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | Team Marco | Mark | 2 | 11 |
| 13. | Find A Death | USER02237 | 2 | 10 |
| 14. | DirtMongersII | USER01134 | 2 | 3 |
| 15. | 11 men on a dead man's chest | Grime Reaper | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | ACP1- Drink Your Peas Pope John | ACP | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | dj fnord | USER00284 | 1 | 10 |
| 18. | Skubiedooooo3 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 10 |
| 19. | Spudboy 2005 | Spudboy | 1 | 10 |
| 20. | Uncle Bigbad | Pozzo | 1 | 10 |
| 21. | Brianscat Lament | USER01147 | 1 | 7 |
| 22. | 2005 Feet Below | USER01919 | 1 | 5 |
| 23. | VivaMapleCreek | USER00281 | 1 | 3 |
| 24. | dead-men-walking3 | cape cadaver | 1 | 1 |
| 25. | JT01: Mayberry, R.I.P. | Tripper | 1 | 1 |
| 26. | Don Knotts Naked | Big Bald Jon | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Fatpat's list of the unfortunate | USER02195 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | has beens 2 | USER02076 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Reap 'Em & Weep #3 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
In the words of former U.S. Senator John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, "Wormer? He's a dead man!"
(d) February 1st, 2005