Don Adams has been played on 25 lists, including 18 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Susie's Deadbeats | Susie Sicko | 6 | 31 |
| 2. | E-Brake: Walked the sand with the crustaceans | E-Brake | 5 | 36 |
| 3. | I Know Where the Fuck Miami Beach is Dummy | FTG | 5 | 33 |
| 4. | Lethal Ianjection (1 of 3) | USER02242 | 5 | 21 |
| 5. | Thats All Folks 67 | Digger O Dell 10 | 4 | 33 |
| 6. | What Would Debbie Black Do | Rhody Trash | 4 | 28 |
| 7. | Susie Stinko | Susie Sicko | 4 | 24 |
| 8. | Ritz's Mix-n-Match | USER01786 | 4 | 19 |
| 9. | E-Brake: I've kissed mermaids, rode the El Nino | E-Brake | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | Susie Sicko | Susie Sicko | 3 | 24 |
| 11. | Our Ten Funerals | Jerrytopdown | 3 | 23 |
| 12. | SLEEPS WITH THE FISH #1 | Mary Tyler Morgue | 3 | 19 |
| 13. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 3 | 18 |
| 14. | Susie's Longshots | Susie Sicko | 3 | 17 |
| 15. | The A List | USER02065 | 2 | 15 |
| 16. | Die Already, will ya?! | Bucket Kickers | 2 | 13 |
| 17. | Find A Death | USER02237 | 2 | 10 |
| 18. | Jackalope Ghost II | Jackalope_Ghost | 2 | 8 |
Somebody's gonna have to explain this whole Heaven's Gate thing to us. Yeah, it's a pretty bad movie, but it couldn't possibly be as bad as Beaches, and you almost never hear about people killing themselves over that.
(d) February 20th, 1998