Dick Van Patten has been played on 71 lists, including 8 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | pauly shore will outlive us all | USER02524 | 4 | 26 |
| 2. | Zing-1 | RJD | 2 | 18 |
| 3. | Lights Out in the Boston Hills 3 | Joker | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | A Bunch of Dicks | Rastafarian Mormon | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | MATTOID - The Dick List | The Mattoid | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | Die, Die, Die, Die, Die DEAD | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Jake the Snake's List #3 | Jake the Snake | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Jimminy Deathlist | Rastafarian Mormon | 0 | 0 |
Famous U.S. Navy Admiral, and later, the inspiration for an extremely popular doll, under its working title, Contaminate-Me-Elmo.
(d) January 2nd, 2000