Dick Cavett has been played on 75 lists, including 5 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Stop Dicking Around | Chris Goulart | 4 | 29 |
| 2. | Coffin Up Blood | Nick ‘n Beth | 3 | 25 |
| 3. | Buh-bye. | HeywoodJablomie | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Death to All (Dos) | The Force is Deathening | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Bag O Sticks | Marshrat | 1 | 3 |
... Demi's Mom kicked the bucket. Yes, Virginia, there was a Santa Claus, but now you're both dead.
(d) July 2nd, 1998