Dick Cavett has been played on 78 lists, including 4 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Just Die Already Please! | Donkey Sausage | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | EternalHurdle2 | Betsy | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | A Bunch of Dicks | Rastafarian Mormon | 1 | 5 |
| 4. | Aiming for Dick Asystole 2012 | Aiming For Asystole | 1 | 4 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998