Dick Cavett has been played on 78 lists, including 4 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Just Die Already Please! | Donkey Sausage | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | EternalHurdle2 | Betsy | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | A Bunch of Dicks | Rastafarian Mormon | 1 | 5 |
| 4. | Aiming for Dick Asystole 2012 | Aiming For Asystole | 1 | 4 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999