Dean Smith has been played on 75 lists, including 7 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | In Eighth Grade They Called Her Kitty No Titty | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 6 | 30 |
| 2. | High Time for a Par-Dee at Stiffs-Com | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 5 | 31 |
| 3. | Some Basketball, Some Football, Some Baseball | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 5 | 18 |
| 4. | Feasting Maggots 5 | Feasting Maggots | 3 | 22 |
| 5. | Soul Hunters | Hunterbeer | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | MJ Lives III | MJ Lives | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | Coughing to a Coffin | Destroyers | 1 | 9 |
Stiller than a bowl of fruit ....
More stationary than a granite statue ....
Able to sit in tall buildings without making a single sound ....
(d) October 10th, 2004