David Rockefeller Sr. has been played on 1126 lists, including 7 lists in The February 2015 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | No Pulse | 1BCeltics | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | Feasting Maggots 3 | Feasting Maggots | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | NVN: Stupid Judy stupid energy | No Viagra Needed | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | PAST THE STANDS F-J 2 | HOOFBEATS | 1 | 3 |
| 5. | Andrew K | Npeo | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | BlowMeFlies #1 | BodyFarmBound | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish | Evil Lemons | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998