David Attenborough has been played on 510 lists, including 12 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | FALLING STARS | Nick ‘n Beth | 4 | 22 |
| 2. | 2017 MexiDigger List 3 | MexiDigger | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Scjones3 | scjones | 2 | 14 |
| 4. | R.I.P. America 2017: You're Fired! | Brummett | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Bunch of old guys... | Euthanasia | 2 | 6 |
| 6. | Celebrity Zombie Apocalypse - Part Deux | msastria | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW BRIDGE | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | 2017's Dinner List Part 2 | amyowl73 | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Reaper Madness | Chanson33 | 1 | 3 |
| 10. | 2017's Dinner List | amyowl73 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | AKNAUF DLIST 2017 | aknauf | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES ...THEN SOMEONE DIES! | denab | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998