Claus von Bulow has been played on 76 lists, including 6 lists in The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.DePressED 05DePressED521
2.memorial park ranger 1memorialparkranger431
3.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED319
4.Victory AND Death Unconventional StrategyShams219
5.The OldMissAnnThrope214
6.Jackchap -- Oldies but goodiesjackchaput200
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998