Lady Bird Johnson has been played on 2358 lists, including 12 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 3 | 13 |
| 3. | Famous-N-Dead | USER02809 | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | T. Switala 4 | USER00025 | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | MadElmo 1 | USER00664 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Putnam's Cream in your eye | USER02767 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | Welcome to the Hotel California 1 | USER01047 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | Rocky Horror 3 | USER01030 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Mount Dead More | USER03419 | 1 | 3 |
| 10. | Bob Jr.: dont wanna have 2 go lookin for ya bitch | USER01062 | 1 | 2 |
| 11. | ChadJeffsDad 2 | chadjeffsdad | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Teawoman | echo0816 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998