Chuck Noll has been played on 25 lists, including 5 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Maurice | alan smithee | 4 | 23 |
| 2. | Hell's softball rec league team | USER02524 | 3 | 25 |
| 3. | Barry | alan smithee | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | Montalban's Ghost | Skike | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | Assman's Stiff List 2013 | Assman | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004