Billy Graham has been played on 6519 lists, including 6 lists in The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I Never Win These | Pokey22 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Checkmate, Of Course | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 3 |
| 3. | Deadhead Dead Triple Bag | Judysomething | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Death Soup: High Hopes For The Not-Yet-Famous | MJ and Friends | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Firebusters Third | Firebuster | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | RottenToast Extra Crispy | RottenToast | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998