Bess Myerson has been played on 55 lists, including 10 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Fame Without a Life Is No Life at All | Number1User | 4 | 21 |
| 2. | There She Goes, Miss America | Number1User | 4 | 21 |
| 3. | An Old Cold Tater, Indeed | Number1User | 3 | 20 |
| 4. | I've Got a Secret: I'M DEAD! | Bea Hind | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | Ivy Cliff Memorial - B | hodag21378 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | Yankee-Yak, Don't Talk Back | Number1User | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | Tribute to Tommy Ramone, Who's Somehow Not Famous | Number1User | 2 | 14 |
| 8. | FC Is a Four-Letter Word | Number1User | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Ten Funerals 3 | Jerrytopdown | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Dr of Death 4 | the doctor of death | 0 | 0 |
Which is Arabic for "Heavier than you think, and not a very strong neck, either."
(d) January 15th, 2007