Bernie Madoff has been played on 221 lists, including 5 lists in The August 2017 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | McCain to blame! | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | McCain Cave In | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 4 |
| 3. | Graham Crackup | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 3 |
| 4. | John is gone! McCain that is... | Dead Person Specialist, E | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | McCain Brain | Dead Person Specialist, E | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998