Ben Gazzara has been played on 33 lists, including 15 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Hail! South Dakota | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 9 | 51 |
| 2. | Big Game Powwow: A Means to an End | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 8 | 50 |
| 3. | An Atwater Entry That Has the Potential to Win | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 8 | 49 |
| 4. | Etta. It Rhymes With Deada. | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 7 | 40 |
| 5. | Knock Knock Knock Penny | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 6 | 41 |
| 6. | Here We Are, in a Room Full of Strangers, Decomposing in the Dark | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 6 | 38 |
| 7. | You Must Be a Dimwitted Dolt to Pick EyDIE Gorme | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 5 | 34 |
| 8. | Graham Cracker Crusted | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 5 | 32 |
| 9. | Adieu, Run Run Run, Adieu, Run Run | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 5 | 19 |
| 10. | Abdelbaset Hound | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 4 | 31 |
| 11. | Run for Your Life | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 4 | 30 |
| 12. | Zsa Zsa G'bye | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 4 | 24 |
| 13. | CHAD - Hey, Where Are My 2 Pistol Pete Specials? | CHAD | 4 | 22 |
| 14. | CHAD - Here We Go Again | CHAD | 2 | 13 |
| 15. | Semi Random | SatiricalAlexandria | 1 | 2 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003