Ariel Sharon has been played on 1558 lists, including 6 lists in The Tony Canadeo Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | If Vidal Sassoon Married Gore Vidal, He'd Be ... | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 2 | 13 |
| 2. | Jon1 | Jon00060 | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | Birdman 5 | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Birdman 9 | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | JON2 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Take the Last Train to Deathsville | Scott in Philly | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998