Annette Funicello has been played on 1645 lists, including 16 lists in The May '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Baron Von Deathhausen | USER00004 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Blackadder 1 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Blackadder 3 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | JONATHAN 1 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | JONATHAN 3 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Lumpfish | Widows&Orphans | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Mr. Mustapha | USER00030 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Pakheth | USER00029 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Pepster | USER00055 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Probate Lawyer Seeks Work | USER00073 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Scheiss-d | USER00034 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Schiess-t | FlamingoNut | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Soon B. Gonn | Edhead22 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Stosh | USER00069 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Vicious Piranha 1 | USER00023 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Yorick 2 | USER00028 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998