Alvin Dark has been played on 38 lists, including 4 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ridden Hard and Put Away Dead | ReaperMadness | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | 2013 And....We're Out | RWorkman | 2 | 7 |
| 3. | Brutesquad - Sports | brutesquad64 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Burry'n Bill 2013B | Burry'n Bill | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004