This list was submitted by brutesquad64 on Friday, December 14th, 2012 at 2:52 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
9 | Stan Musial | January 19th, 2013 | 92 |
8 | Don Larsen | January 1st, 2020 | 90 |
7 | Lou Duva | March 8th, 2017 | 94 |
6 | Alvin Dark | November 13th, 2014 | 92 |
5 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
4 | Bobby Bowden | August 8th, 2021 | 91 |
3 | Monte Irvin | January 11th, 2016 | 96 |
2 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
1 | Gordie Howe | June 10th, 2016 | 88 |
9 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999