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This list was submitted by brutesquad64 on Friday, December 14th, 2012 at 2:52 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
9Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
8Don LarsenJanuary 1st, 202090
7Lou DuvaMarch 8th, 201794
6Alvin DarkNovember 13th, 201492
5Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
4Bobby BowdenAugust 8th, 202191
3Monte IrvinJanuary 11th, 201696
2Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
1Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999