Allen Funt has been played on 354 lists, including 23 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
---|---|---|---|---|
1. | MT's Worm Food Gourmet | USER02651 | 3 | 21 |
2. | Vicious Piranha 05 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
3. | Vicious Piranha 07 | USER00965 | 3 | 20 |
4. | MT's Worm Food Gourmand | USER02651 | 3 | 19 |
5. | Vicious Piranha 01 | USER00023 | 2 | 15 |
6. | Vicious Piranha 12 | USER00965 | 2 | 13 |
7. | Vicious Piranha 13 | USER00965 | 2 | 13 |
8. | John Longdonger from St. Louis 1 | USER01531 | 2 | 9 |
9. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 10 |
10. | Wombat 3 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
11. | OBIT 2 | USER00059 | 1 | 7 |
12. | Brainwashed 3 | USER00657 | 1 | 6 |
13. | 2 Atom 12 | USER00665 | 0 | 0 |
14. | Brainwashed 1 | USER00657 | 0 | 0 |
15. | Brainwashed 2 | USER00657 | 0 | 0 |
16. | Circling The Drain 1 | USER00671 | 0 | 0 |
17. | Clavens | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
18. | DEEJ | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
19. | FEO Y MUERTO 1 | USER00049 | 0 | 0 |
20. | MAXIMUM PC's Terminated | USER00263 | 0 | 0 |
21. | Rumple Minze Kid | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
22. | Toe Tag Tommy | USER00661 | 0 | 0 |
23. | Tsuga's Leftovers | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998