Alexander Haig Jr. has been played on 35 lists, including 4 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | bite me 1234 | USER01753 | 1 | 6 |
| 2. | Death Cab for Really Ugly | USER02331 | 1 | 6 |
| 3. | Toe Tag | USER01895 | 1 | 5 |
| 4. | Dead Men Walking 1 | USER00649 | 1 | 4 |
While most Suzukis feature either a two-stroke or four-stroke engine, the violin-teacher model was apparently unable to withstand even one.
(d) January 26th, 1998