|2.||!ALBRECHT SAYS DIE 3||Albrecht||0||0|
|3.||Fixin to Die||USER02126||0||0|
|6.||Sarky - Smarky||USER00312||0||0|
After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
(d) April 18th, 2002