This list was submitted by USER00619 on Friday, January 8th, 1999 at 10:46 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Jim Nabors||November 30th, 2017||87|
|9||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|8||Jack Valenti||April 26th, 2007||85|
|7||Kitty Carlisle||April 17th, 2007||96|
|6||Arlene Francis||May 31st, 2001||93|
|5||Rick James||August 6th, 2004||56|
|4||Charlton Heston||April 5th, 2008||84|
|1||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|0 points||0 hits|
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014