Here are the standings for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 1999 to December 31st, 1999. The participants in this game created 920 lists featuring 727 potential stiffs, 79 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Make My Day | USER00044 | 7 | 46 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 7 | 46 |
| 3. | April's Freebee | USER00044 | 7 | 44 |
| 4. | Sony No Baloney | USER00008 | 7 | 44 |
| 5. | Yooper Quincy 2 | USER00461 | 7 | 38 |
| 6. | Julie (that bitch) 1 | USER00208 | 6 | 42 |
| 7. | Raging Household Objects | USER00220 | 6 | 42 |
| 8. | POPE 12 | USER00108 | 6 | 41 |
| 9. | Happy Cadaver | USER00033 | 6 | 40 |
| 10. | Will Chill 3 | equestzim7 | 6 | 39 |
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Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021