I Say Mugabe, You Say Mubarak, Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

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This list was submitted by GregDean on Thursday, February 27th, 2014 at 7:22 PM PST for The Bob Gassoff Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert MugabeAlive94
9Hosni MubarakAlive90
8Michael SchumacherAlive49
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Tom BrokawAlive78
5Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Pope Benedict XVIAlive91
2Clive JamesAlive79
1Herman WoukAlive103
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013