This list was submitted by USER00380 on Saturday, January 2nd, 1999 at 1:27 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
9 | Sarah Delany | January 25th, 1999 | 109 |
8 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
7 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
6 | Not Famous | ||
5 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
4 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
3 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
2 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
1 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
27 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003