She closed her eyes dreamily and sighed, a moist and wheezy sigh of surrender, as his firm grip tightened on her ventricle, and Randy the Reaper shut that sucker down.

Name
Barbara Cartland
Birthday
July 9, 1901
Age
98
Died on
Sunday, May 21st, 2000
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Sunday, May 21st, 2000
Barbara Cartland
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Guess the Stiff!

A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'

(d) March 31st, 2005